`Exclusive HVM production at the LHC' After a short introduction to exclusive processes two different approaches to exclusive heavy vector meson (HVM) production are reviewed. We discuss the development of a partly automated NLO calculation in collinear factorisation. Additionally, an attempt at using a physically motivated 'beyond' LO model in k_T factorisation (due to Ryskin et al.) to extract a prediction for the low scale gluon PDF at low x<10^{-4} from recent LHCb data is presented.